Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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