im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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