He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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