That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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