so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
birth control should be required to get into college
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
When are your genitals available?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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