I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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