Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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