I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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