I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
