school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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