Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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