so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize