at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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