Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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