and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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