He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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