this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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