Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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