New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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