I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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