Can Purell be used as lube?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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