Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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