I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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