So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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