Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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