Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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