In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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