The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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