i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
