I think i peed on brittanys purse
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize
