the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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