Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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