Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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