People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass