wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.