He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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