Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(904): View more from Florida

btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets

(1-904): View more from Florida

i wish i had your life

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(803): View more from South Carolina

For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...

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(813): View more from Florida

She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.

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(313): View more from Michigan

well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".

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(928): View more from Arizona

Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture

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(815): View more from Illinois

Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.

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(805): View more from California

I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.

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