He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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