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Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?

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Remember that time you hooked up with him?

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(908): Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit? (617) Remember that time you hooked up with him? http://tfl.nu/yz0c

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(678): View more from Georgia

I stuck it in and pulled it out

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Did she like it?

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She giggled?

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She liked it

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(678): I stuck it in and pulled it out (1-678): Did she like it? (678): She giggled? (1-678): She liked it http://tfl.nu/eiw1

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours

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(617): i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours http://tfl.nu/0tnj

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(817): View more from Texas

I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.

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I guess it was more of a nightmare.

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(817): I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to. (817): I guess it was more of a nightmare. http://tfl.nu/fsml

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(315): View more from New York

my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.

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(315): my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say. http://tfl.nu/ygp4

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(512): View more from Texas

Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.

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(512): Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her. http://tfl.nu/6ypm

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(604): View more from British Columbia

There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.

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(604): There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop. http://tfl.nu/phgu

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.

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(+44): I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince. http://tfl.nu/7pny

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(623): View more from Arizona

Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.

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(623): Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to. http://tfl.nu/084z

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(406): View more from Montana

I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation

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(406): I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation http://tfl.nu/qkc0

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun

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(919): You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun http://tfl.nu/syyf

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(785): View more from Kansas

You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever

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(785): You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever http://tfl.nu/34h5

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(954): View more from Florida

So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?

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(954): So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night? http://tfl.nu/6630

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.

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(778): Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had. http://tfl.nu/0gqr

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(616): View more from Michigan

My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables

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(616): My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables http://tfl.nu/sfy3

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