i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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