Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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