ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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