Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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