Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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