I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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