Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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