so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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