Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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