That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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