He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize