matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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