You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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