Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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