Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
