i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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