Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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