I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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