Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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