Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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