erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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