Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
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Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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