No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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