NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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