This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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