You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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