as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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